Tuesday 28 September 2021

The art of kneeing (part 3)

Finally, we have our two Adonises back! exclaimed Linda happily when Bob and Peter returned from their grooming break clean and fresh. As Linda ordered, they were wearing only what she gave them, thin gym shorts and no T-shirts. However, those shorts were definitely not of the right size for their athletic bodies. Bob got very tightly fitting, at least a size smaller making the outline of his male organs quite visible, which of course caused some chuckles and ironic comments. On the other hand, Peter got those baggy ones, possibly a size bigger. I strongly suspected they might have had a quarrel who is going to wear which.

Bob's shorts and pecs
Linda immediately initiated the training session, Girls, with this exercise you will train memorizing, visualization, and precision but at the same time avoiding telegraphing. She grabbed Bob, positioned him in front of her and asked him to slightly spread his legs, so she could demonstrate us the planned activity.

 The first step is to gently place your hand on his groin area and feel it, get familiar with his anatomy, she instructed us and cupped Bob’s bulge with her open right hand. Bob’s face immediately showed a mix of uneasiness and suspense. She continued, Try to memorize the details; how high his groin is, what is the position of his thighs, penis and testicles. Notice how Bob’s testicles are pushed back and up to his body by the tight shorts but Peter’s are hanging rather freely. Now put both your hands on his shoulders to maintain your balance and to keep the distance. Then without looking down there, just from memory, raise you knee in a slow continuous movement and try to find his testicles with the sturdy spot above your patella. You should feel them as squishy round movable objects. Very gently touch and push them up a little bit and then return your leg back.

Some exercises resembled ballet classes
But be really gentle, do not actually knee them!  She strongly emphasized the word ‘gently’ and warned us, If this is not done carefully and gently, the exercise just ends prematurely, I guarantee. Each of you has three attempts. You will possibly miss the right spot the first time, so with each next attempt readjust your aiming. While explaining, she was balancing like a ballerina with her raised leg and the Bob’s double bulge got visibly distorted by her knee but apparently without causing him any significant discomfort. She slowly placed her leg back on the floor and kindly caressed Bob on his back as a sign of appreciation. She could be very affectionate towards the boys sometimes.

OK girls, we will make two groups. Wendy, Susanne and Emma, take Bob and Tania, Ana and Laura take Peter. You will go in rounds, each girl one at the time. After two rounds the groups will swap the boys. As always, the exercise was easier said than done. Even we tried our best but sometimes our aiming got miscalculated and resulted in occasional yelps of our boys.

After Emma and Susanne, it was my turn. Although quite awkward, I acted very seriously and professionally when I was probing Bob’s genitals and engraving it in my memory. However, once I started raising my knee, I somehow got afraid I miss and hurt him so I could not resist to briefly look down there. Linda was closely watching our performance, and of course she noticed that. Wendy, do not look down, Linda commanded me strictly, “look straight into his blue eyes or at his nicely formed pecs! She was right, those pecs were just perfect, clearly the purpose of having the guys bare-chested was to help us to direct our sight there.

Gentle touching the groin area with female hands and
 knees naturally results in a training assistant's erection
Suddenly a loud laugh came from the other group. When we looked in that direction, the reason was immediately clear. Peter was covering his manhood with his hands and blushing. He could not hide it at all, it was obvious he pitched a tent! And a big one! Well, that’s a normal reaction of a young man after all that touching and probing with girls’ hands and their knees.

So what! Why did you stop? Continue with the exercise! Linda ordered the hesitating girls. “Use the opportunity to study how the target changed with erection. Well, not all girls were happy with the development of the exercise, especially Tania wanted to be excused, but Linda convinced her it is for her good. These exercises were sometimes not a piece of cake, but for her as lesbian I can imagine it must have been even more difficult and stressful sometimes. Soon after Bob pitched a tent as well, which was quite uncomfortable for him in those tight shorts. Nevertheless, we continued with the exercise…

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  1. 'She could be very affectionate towards the boys sometimes.' LOL. 'Sometimes' was a rather rare event though, wasn't it Wendy? I can't imagine either one of them trusting her for a second, given all they had experienced from her in that course.

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    1. Well maybe not sometimes but lets say quite often but definitelly not always, that's true :) A you can see trusting her in this exercise paid off.

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  2. 'She slowly placed her leg back on the floor and kindly caressed Bob on his back as a sign of appreciation.'

    Hard to imagine that Bob didn't find her actions simply repulsive and quickly push her hand away from his body.

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    1. Well Evan, not every man hates to be kindly caressed by a woman.

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    2. Who the woman is has a significant influence on how acceptable or enjoyable that experience is. Given the individual here is the same person that called Bob and Peter 'training dummies', rubbed chili oil on one of the guy's penis, slapped one of them hard in the testicles, amongst numerous other painful and/or unpleasant encounters, only someone like you would claim that this would be automatically a nice experience.

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    3. I think if you know Linda personally, you would also like her to caress your back and maybe even more. LOL. But you are anxious about your testicles so just forget it.

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    4. Well, IF I was interested in having by back caressed, Linda wouldn't be close to the top of the list of women I would want to be the caressers, put it that way... Secondly, I am not 'anxious' about my testicles Wendy. I'm well aware of them and their vulnerability, and if Linda decided to attack me as it were, I would do what is required to neutralize any threat. I've had more than a little experience in my previous life doling just that....

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    5. Don't be so overconfident Evan. Linda has an excellent training as well. So be careful with your balls :)

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  3. 'However, once I started raising my knee, I somehow got afraid I miss and hurt him so I could not resist to briefly look down there.'

    LIE. More likely you looked down so you could adjust your 'aim' to maximize the pain when you 'mistakenly' kneed him with much more force than was to be applied. Another feigned apology and call for 'testicular first-aid', and yo suffer no consequences for your actions. A sadists delight!

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    1. Another impeccable psychoanalysis Evan Freud. However, you should be psychoanalyzed as well for seeing sadistic intentions everywhere.

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  4. 'She grabbed Bob, positioned him in front of her and asked him to slightly spread his legs, so she could demonstrate us the planned activity.'

    Given how she had treated these two guys, it's a bloody miracle that he didn't move away from her, and fast. She was not to be trusted - at least by any males.

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    1. I told you they were two brave guys and dedicated to help. Not every man just runs away from a woman because he was once slapped in his testicles by her.

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    2. You actually believe that even outside of justified self defense, its perfectly acceptable for a woman to strike a man in the testicles, don't you?

      What a vicious and hateful person you are Wendy.

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  5. Wendy, you missed a great opportunity! This may have been your best chance to rupture a man's testicles (or at least one testicle) without having to actually defend yourself against an assault, and not having to go to prison for it... I cannot imagine a woman with your values and beliefs every missing an opportunity like this.. Lapse into decency perhaps, however fleeting??

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    1. Well I have to leave that for my visit to you in 'Nord Amerika'. Don't worry I am just kidding. Your testicles will be spared :)

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  6. By the way, the correct phrase is 'pitched a tent', not 'pinched a tent'. You were likely confused by your use of that word during your fake cancer check on the boyfriend you supposedly love when you intentionally pinched his epididymis to confirm the obvious... That and your lack of familiarity with English, of course. -o)

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    1. Thanks Evan, corrected. You know, I do not often idiomatically say erection in English :0 And kudos for noticing this clear Freudal slip :0

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  7. Your pleasure is my business Wendy!
    I admire your commitment, if little else...

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  8. That's a COMPLIMENT Wendy; I hope you did NOT fall off your chair when you read it... :).

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    1. I almost did Evan, a compliment from you is rare and precious like a diamond. Although, I would be happier If you admired a little bit more than just my commitment :)

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  9. Now you have something to smile at from your favorite nemesis...

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  10. I admire your commitment to women's self-defense, and the effort you invest in your blog. The practices and training you promote and legitimize, along with your simmering hostility towards and dismissiveness of men in general are other matters entirely.

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    1. Thank you Evan for this nice compliment. I also appreciate your commitment to fight for men's rights and to antagonize vile online female bloggers. In one thing you are, however, wrong, I do not hate men.

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  11. And NO going out and celebrating my compliment.. You may enjoy a cup of herbal tea at home at your own expense though...:o)

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    1. Thank you, I exactly did that. It indeed called for a celebration. You see, you can be a nice guy Evan, but only sometimes.

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    2. Your definition of a 'nice guy' is someone that always agrees with you and does what you tell him, is it? No chance whatsoever that I'll ever meet that criteria Wendy...

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    3. A 'nice guy' in my view is a guy ready to offer his testicles for a woman to learn self defense. Unconditionally of course. You Evan is therefore not a nice guy :)

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    4. Your response captures in part the essence of why I do not like you - at all. You see men as mere objects, whose role it is to fulfill whatever function a woman decides they should fulfill. To you, they have no value or rights beyond offering their testicles to be abused and potentially destroyed, all in the name of women's self-defense. Be crystal clear, if you or any woman ever attacks me, she will pay for it with her life. I will think of this blog and your views with every action I take.

      Evan

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    5. Evan, I was just teasing you. You do not understand sarcasm at all :)

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    6. BTW, sometimes it is difficult to say what is hatred and what is actually love. You see hatred everywhere.

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  12. One of the great ironies in nature is that the very orbs that dangle outside a guy's body and secrete the hormones making him big, strong, and aggressive should also be his weakest spot! That the "weaker" sex can drive her knee up hard between a man's legs smashing against his balls - and cause him to double over, fall to the ground clutching his wounded bits, curl up in a fetal position, possibly vomit, and all the while moaning and groaning in excruciating, incapacitating pain - is sweet poetic justice for all women !!! My boyfriend told me that it would make a potential rapist lose all interest in sex. He'd either be on the ground, or limping away, having to now cope with his incredibly agonizing ball pain. It would give the woman an excellent chance to escape!

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    1. Thank you for your comment. Indeed it is a remarkable irony that this core source of male strong physique and unfortunately quite often aggression also acts like a switch a woman can use to shut it down immediately and easily, just by a well placed kick or knee. Kudos to your boyfriend for being so honest and so spot on. A rapist's interest in sex diminishes in seconds, which is a very important but usually neglected effect of an attack on balls, even if not perfectly executed. Thanks. Wendy

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  13. An exciting and exciting entry, Wendy; as usual.
    It is a pleasure to read you. And I really enjoy it.

    I love the nuances that you highlight - like the lesbian partner before the erection of the partners. And the highlight of the tactic of looking into the eyes instead of the area so as not to alert the opponent.

    In the same way I liked the way to highlight how the situation varies before the erection of the companions. Promoting a different possibility by having the member elevated above the testicles, instead of being in front of them.

    Eager to continue reading as it continues.

    A cordial greeting.

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    1. Hi Vil, I am glad you liked this part. There will be quite some more, there is still a lot of stories from the course to tell :) Stay tuned. Have a nice day Vil. Wendy

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  14. Nice self defense blog.
    I just have two questions.
    First, as i have heard that the penis might work as a cushion when applying the knee technique and it might reduce the impact, is that true? and how to overcome that?
    Second, I know this might be silly, but as you know some males have big scrotums, and that might cause the balls to slip to the side if you try to knee them,therefor a knee to the balls does not affect them, is that correct?
    Thanks

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    1. Hi Megan. Thank a lot for your comment. You are absolutely right. An attacker's penis, especially if is on the large, side can cushion the impact. For this reason strikes to the testicles (not only a knee) should always come from bottom up or even better a little bit from the rear. You are also right with the second point that kneeing large scrotums can be less effective due to the testicles slipping to the side. This can happen, for instance, if a knee hits right between the 2 testicles. Each of them would move to one side. It would still hurt but with a significantly lower efficiency. Linda explained us that to overcome this, the knee trajectory should actually be slightly tilted. In other words, not kneeing straight up but rather slightly to the side. So the knee actually firmly traps one of the testicles which cannot escape. It is important to note that multiple knees are also preferable, this also increase the probability that at least one lands perfectly. I will elaborate more on this topic in future instalments. Have a nice day. Wendy

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  15. 'If this is not done carefully and gently, the exercise just ends prematurely, I guarantee.'

    LOL. How caring of Linda to articulate what would occur if one of the women (likely you Wendy) would actually knee Bob or Peter hard in their testicles. 'Just ends prematurely'?? Not a word as to any concern for pain and possibly serious injury to Bob or Peter. You must have been very pleased that she explained it as she did. Consistent with your own values of course!

    Evan

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  16. I bet I know what the next installment in your creative writing activity will be. Allow me to write the first few paragraphs for you Wendy...

    Part A
    'With Bob and Peter both sporting firm erections, Linda called all the girls over to the other side of the room. She reviewed the techniques she had explained in a previous class on how to fracture the penis. While some girls were not clear on why exactly she was doing this again, she emphasized that practicing this important and effective technique on a real erection had a purpose, and was necessary for deep priming. She also reminded everyone that both Bob and Peter had access to excellent medical care, and that she had arranged for alternate training assistants if they couldn't be man enough to withstand a little pain, and did not attend the next few classes while they recovered. Since this technique could obviously only be done once, Linda asked which of us had a particular interest in performing this move. Sensing that there would be few girls interested and wanting to punish Bob for not fully cooperating with me during a previous class when I went to strike his testicles a third time, I quickly raised mine. Another girl -Eve, did the same.

    Linda thanked us for our contribution and said that due to the nature of this technique, she would have to mislead the boys a little to allow us to get in the correct position, quickly pull down their shorts, and perform the technique. Linda was very clear that we would have to perform the actual technique at almost the same time, to avoid one of the boys realizing what was happening and refusing to fully cooperate, as they were required to do.

    To be continued...

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  17. Part B
    Linda then told all the other girls to go over and stand around Bob and Peter, as the three of us -Linda, Eve and myself walked over in front of the boys, with me in front of Bob, and Eve near Peter. Linda then said: "Linda and Eve did an excellent job locating the testicles with their knees during the last practice, and I have asked them to demonstrate their technique so all of you can see how it is done. For you to get a better view of their aiming, they will perform the move on the testicles while they are fully exposed. Linda looked sternly at Bob and Peter and in a commanding voice told them to both slip their shorts off, and hand them to her.
    Started and intimidated, both slipped their shorts carefully down over their erect penises and handed them to Linda, who tossed them in a corner. "That's much better boys" she laughed. The girls looked onwards at the raging erections, smiling at their good fortune.

    Ok Wendy, you face Bob and Eve, you face Peter. I don't want you boys flinching and ruining this demonstration, so you are both to close your eyes until I tell you to open them again. With a fleeting look at one another, both Bob and Peter closed their eyes...

    Linda turned to the group of girls and said "gather round each of the boys, half of you by Bob, and the other half by Peter. Stand close by to the side so you can have a very clear view of Wendy and Eve's excellent technique."

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  18. Part C

    “Wendy and Eve, I will count to three, at which time I want you to perform the technique we just reviewed." Remember, you want to do this perfectly the first time. I will take care of the boys immediately after you’re both finished”.

    Linda stepped back a little, and counted one, two, three! On three, I quickly and firmly grabbed the base of Bob’s erect penis with my left hand, and with all the strength I could muster, struck the exposed shaft and penis glans in a downward direction with my right hand , which I had formed into a fist.
    Almost simultaneously with Bob’s wailing scream, I heard Peter cry out at the top of his lungs. Eve had elected to use a different but equally effective technique, and grabbed Peter’s erect shaft at the base with her right hand, and jammed with all her might the palm of her hand over his penis glans, bending it back until it was almost touching the shaft. Popping sounds were heard from both boys, with Peter’s penis being the louder of the two when it fractured.

    To be continued...

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    1. Evan, it seem you want to steal this blog from me. At first you supply copious comments, you start correcting my English and now you took over the writing completely. No this is not what happened in our classes. It must be late night in Canada right now. You should go sleep and relax during the weekend and forget this blog for a while. I do take care about men and especially you. Wendy

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    2. Evan, no I don't want this story to be true. If I hated men I would not be so patient with you. I do care about you. We should discus these matters privately, why are you so adamant about it? What else should I do? These quarrels are of no interest to the readership of this blog.

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    3. 'Evan, no I don't want this story to be true. '
      You say that with far less commitment and enthusiasm than an accountant does when they talk about the latest updates to accounting software...

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    4. How do you know Evan? You should enjoy the Canadian autumn.

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    5. If you didn't want that story to be true, you certainly would not have approved the post and allowed others to see it, thereby giving them the impression that you indeed would prefer that very outcome...

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    6. Evan, I approved it because you put some effort into it and it is a quite creative piece. You should spend time writing, I don't mean the comments on this blog :) Wendy

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    7. My Wacko Wendy Rebuttal blog is very popular, believe me…-:)

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    8. Evan, you said multiple times lying is not good, you blame me for something you do regularly in the comments, don't be a hypocrite. Remember, two wrongs do not make one good. Wendy

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  19. Part D -final installment

    Following Linda’s directions, Eve and me both quickly stepped away from the now neutralized would be rapists, who had slumped to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably.

    “Outstanding you two exclaimed Linda – your technique was simply perfection!” Looking over at the slumped hulks of the two now useless training dummies, Linda said “ remember boys, when you signed up for this job you were clearly told it involved shots to your genitals, and you both signed a waiver protecting myself, all the girls students, and the university. It’s probably a bit difficult for you to find your way to a hospital on your own right now, so I will do you both a huge favor and have Susanne our class medic to drive you there. Do not, under any circumstances, expect her to exceed the speed limit just so you can get you little penis injuries attended to a little faster either!

    I expect you to be back in class next week, per our agreement. You will not be paid if you are not here and able to participate fully. And one last thing, please apologize on my behalf to your girlfriends, who will likely have to go without for a few weeks -unless they plan to dump you both as they probably should once they see what you have done to yourselves! Susanne, get these two poor excuses for a male out of here!”


    End of Story.

    See Wendy, all you have to do is add your usual grammatical errors and post it as if it is your own!

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  20. Is there any difference when kneeing someone with an erected penis than someone with a soft penis?
    which one is easier? and why?
    how to practice these techniques if you do not have a male partner ?

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    1. Thank you for this interesting question. I will explain the differences more in the detail in the next instalment. Generally, kneeing is more efficient when an attacker has an erection. In this case his penis is out of the way and does not provide any cushion. Moreover, his testicles become tightly packed and lifted up to his body. Unlike when using hand attacks, such a tight scrotum is more susceptible to a knee strike. Packed testicles cannot slip from the impact easily and are effectivelly crushed against the pubic bone.
      We had a high quality kicking dummy in our dojo. Unfortunately, it does not come with any testicles attached (manufacturers should definitely improve it :), but Linda is very skilled and she made a very realistic set up using silicone testicles, I mentioned in of my previous posts. It was very easy to adjust their position to simulate erection vs. flaccid situations. At home one can for instance use pants filled with some old clothing + a sock with 2 golf balls and whole thing attached to a wall or a heavy piece of furniture. One has to be creative :) Wendy

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  21. 'She slowly placed her leg back on the floor and kindly caressed Bob on his back as a sign of appreciation.'

    LOL. Did she do the same - show 'appreciation' when she slapped the guy's testicles, put chili oil on one of the guy's penis, and during other times she caused them pain? You actually think that in the context of that class, the guy would actually enjoyed her touching him?? What distorted views of reality you have, and who the hell are you to say what a man may or may not enjoy? You are only knowledgeable about how to lie to men, rupture their testicles and castrate them; true to your sadistic nature...

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    1. Yes a part of the training are these signs of appreciation from a female leader. Linda knew it takes some dedication and experiencing pain from time to time. I don't think they disliked it. You might have other feelings Evan, that's fine.

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    2. Speaking for men are you now Wendy? So, Linda knew it takes 'dedication' and experiencing 'some' pain from time to time? Your whole f-ing course was designed around techniques intended to cause severe pain and permanent injuries to males, and rocket scientist Linda can only say that?

      Who the hell are you to speak for men? You hold this holier than thou view that men can never speak for women, yet you claim the reverse? Most men that had experienced what they had from Linda (being lied to, mislead, manipulated, embarrassed, referred to as training dummies, suffered physical pain at the hands of, etc.) would not want her touching them AT ALL.

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    3. Experiencing pain 'from time to time'??. I presume that the self-defense techniques Linda taught in your course were in fact practiced on/against Bob and Peter by EVERY female student in that course, plus the demos and other painful things Linda did to Bob and Peter when she was demonstrating how those techniques were to be performed. This of course does not include the pain inflicted on Bob and Peter from mistakes made by the female students, such as those you admit you made yourself or have already discussed other students making. So, it appears that pain was experienced by Bob and Peter more than 'from time to time' when they were present in class, wasn't it now???

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  22. 'Although quite awkward, I acted very seriously and professionally when I was probing Bob’s genitals and engraving it in my memory.'

    YOU acting 'professionally'? Come now Wendy, you're a woman that hates men. You really wanted your 'probing' to be preparation for kneeing him as hard as you can, and then claim it was a mistake, just like that time you punched one of your Adonis training dummies in his testicles 'mistakenly'...

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    1. You see bad intention behind everything I say Evan.

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  23. 'Well, that’s a normal reaction of a young man after all that touching and probing with girls’ hands and their knees.'

    Yup, for sure Wendy. Especially when the two guys know that the ENTIRE purpose of this exercise is to optimize the woman's aim to maximize pain and damage -hopefully permanent damage to a guy when kneeing him... I am sure what was particularly arousing is when the women 'miscalculated' and actually kneed Bob and Peter in their testicles. What guy would not find that a turn on? Were you able to do that too Wendy?

    What vile bitches you and Linda are Wendy!

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