The art of kneeing (part 3)

“Finally, we have our two Adonises back!” exclaimed Linda happily when Bob and Peter returned from their grooming break clean and fresh. As Linda ordered, they were wearing only what she gave them, thin gym shorts and no T-shirts. However, those shorts were definitely not of the right size for their athletic bodies. Bob got very tightly fitting, at least a size smaller making the outline of his male organs quite visible, which of course caused some chuckles and ironic comments. On the other hand, Peter got those baggy ones, possibly a size bigger. I strongly suspected they might have had a quarrel who is going to wear which.

Bob's shorts and pecs

Linda immediately initiated the training session, “Girls, with this exercise you will train memorizing, visualization, and precision but at the same time avoiding telegraphing.” She grabbed Bob, positioned him in front of her and asked him to slightly spread his legs, so she could demonstrate us the planned activity.

 “The first step is to gently place your hand on his groin area and feel it, get familiar with his anatomy,” she instructed us and cupped Bob’s bulge with her open right hand. Bob’s face immediately showed a mix of uneasiness and suspense.” She continued, “Try to memorize the details; how high his groin is, what is the position of his thighs, penis and testicles. Notice how Bob’s testicles are pushed back and up to his body by the tight shorts but Peter’s are hanging rather freely. Now put both your hands on his shoulders to maintain your balance and to keep the distance. Then without looking down there, just from memory, raise you knee in a slow continuous movement and try to find his testicles with the sturdy spot above your patella. You should feel them as squishy round movable objects. Very gently touch and push them up a little bit and then return your leg back.

Some exercises resembled ballet classes

But be really gentle, do not actually knee them!”  She strongly emphasized the word ‘gently’ and warned us, “If this is not done carefully and gently, the exercise just ends prematurely, I guarantee. Each of you has three attempts. You will possibly miss the right spot the first time, so with each next attempt readjust your aiming.” While explaining, she was balancing like a ballerina with her raised leg and the Bob’s double bulge got visibly distorted by her knee but apparently without causing him any significant discomfort. She slowly placed her leg back on the floor and kindly caressed Bob on his back as a sign of appreciation. She could be very affectionate towards the boys sometimes.

“OK girls, we will make two groups. Wendy, Susanne and Emma, take Bob and Tania, Ana and Laura take Peter. You will go in rounds, each girl one at the time. After two rounds the groups will swap the boys.” As always, the exercise was easier said than done. Even we tried our best but sometimes our aiming got miscalculated and resulted in occasional yelps of our boys.

After Emma and Susanne, it was my turn. Although quite awkward, I acted very seriously and professionally when I was probing Bob’s genitals and engraving it in my memory. However, once I started raising my knee, I somehow got afraid I miss and hurt him so I could not resist to briefly look down there. Linda was closely watching our performance, and of course she noticed that. “Wendy, do not look down,” Linda commanded me strictly, “look straight into his blue eyes or at his nicely formed pecs!” She was right, those pecs were just perfect, clearly the purpose of having the guys bare-chested was to help us to direct our sight there.

Gentle touching the groin area with female hands and
 knees naturally results in a training assistant's erection

Suddenly a loud laugh came from the other group. When we looked in that direction, the reason was immediately clear. Peter was covering his manhood with his hands and blushing. He could not hide it at all, it was obvious he pitched a tent! And a big one! Well, that’s a normal reaction of a young man after all that touching and probing with girls’ hands and their knees.

“So what! Why did you stop? Continue with the exercise!” Linda ordered the hesitating girls. “Use the opportunity to study how the target changed with erection.” Well, not all girls were happy with the development of the exercise, especially Tania wanted to be excused, but Linda convinced her it is for her good. These exercises were sometimes not a piece of cake, but for her as lesbian I can imagine it must have been even more difficult and stressful sometimes. Soon after Bob pitched a tent as well, which was quite uncomfortable for him in those tight shorts. Nevertheless, we continued with the exercise…

Divide and conquer! ✊

When it comes to female last resort self defense there is no one universal technique. On this blog I already described two techniques which can be applied to an attacker’s bare testicles. You can read about those here and here. In the coming posts I will describe some more. However, before doing that I thought I should cover one very important but often overlooked aspect related to these techniques. 

Tight and large scrota are more difficult to

grasp using a lock mechanism.

The crucial starting point of all hand-performed strikes on testicles is to establish a firm and well secured grip on the target before going further with the technique. This is not always easy.  It all depends on the size and strength of the female hand and the size and type of the attacker’s scrotum. During our self defense course Linda emphasized the importance of making a correct decision in using the right move which should be also thoroughly practiced so it can be applied quickly and effectively when needed. She used a high-quality silicone  analogue of testicles I mentioned before: she held it in front of us and we had a second to grab it and then she pulled it back. If our grasp was insufficiently secure and strong, the testicles slipped out of our hands. Sometimes she also used two walnuts in a sock and when we succeeded, we could keep the prize. That was a good motivation😉. Of course, we also tested our grip-applying skills on our boys. But I won’t write about it today not to upset some of the sensitive readers. 

Description of 'divide and conquer'

by Susan Smith 

So what are the ways to get a good grip? One is by using a lock mechanism by ringing the forefinger and thumb around the root of the whole scrotum or by locking and isolating just one testicle. The latter can be recommended if the woman’s hand is small, and the testicles hang low. Otherwise, a woman can used the so called divide and conquer technique.

The name ‘divide and conquer’ (or ‘divide et impera’ in Latin) is an old principle of ruling known from Antiquity. The idea is to divide an enemy or a state to smaller entities which when separated, and often put against each other, are much more easily defeated or ruled. For instance, Julius Caesar used this principle when successfully invaded Gaul (sorry Asterix and Obelix). Nowadays, the concept is also used in computer science for solving complex problems. And of course, it can be applied to female self defense as well. 

How does it work? For this this type of grip, take a hold of the  whole scrotum and divide it by forcefully digging fingers between the testicles. One testicle then becomes secured by four fingers and the other one by the thumb. You can now conquer each testicle separately! The best depiction of this maneuver is in the  book Fear or Freedom from Susan Smith which contains a very good illustration. Once applied, the testicles can be then squeezed and jerked or hit sharply with the other hand. Depending on the situation the hand attack can come either from the rear or from the front. 

Stress balls are excellent for training

 grips and improving strength.

One of the best ways to train this technique is by using a stress ball which is by the way also good for improving strength of your hand. I always keep one in my office desk. I noticed, when practicing (sometimes during busy hours) all my male colleagues rather leave me alone. An excellent way to relieve stress, to reduce your workload and to gain some respect! I can only highly recommend to all women😂!