To crack two nuts

We immediately knew we are going to have some fun when Linda brought to our class a bag of walnuts. She gave each of us one and asked us to crack it using only our hands. We all tried hard, putting it in different positions, using different parts of our hands and even using both hands, neither of us managed to do so. Then she gave us second nut. “Try again now”, she said. We all got the idea. By confining both nuts in our palms and by pressing them together one or both cracked relatively easily.

Linda then continued her lesson: “The method I am going to teach you today is called the nutcracker because it uses the same principle. It can be applied when your attacker has a relatively small scrotum and when the GTP technique is not well applicable. Such a situation might for instance arise when he is still clothed but you have the possibility to slip your hand in his underwear. In this case the movement of your hand would be limited, and the pull part is risky or not possible at all as you would not have enough room for executing that. Like GTP, this is another very serious anti-rape technique and is intended to incapacitate your attacker to the point he passes out.”

Now she was pointing to her favorite detailed medical diagram of male reproductive system hanging on the wall: “Human testicles are like these walnuts. Testes are covered by a tough fibrous outer layer called tunica albuginea which protects the inside in a similar way as the walnut shell. The soft tissue of our hands cushions the hardiness of our bones, that is why you were not able to open a single walnut, but with both in a grip you could utilize the stiffness of the shells by pressing against each other”.

She then demonstrated the technique on two walnuts in a sock. “As always, at first you must establish a good secure grip by locking your forefinger and thumb around the top of the scrotum sack (A). Enclose both testicles with your palm and fingers and squeeze with all your might so the two testes are compressed against each other (B). The scrotal skin and the connective tissue are quite thin, so it does not act as an efficient cushion. Normally, you can initiate the move with one hand and to use the other for protection against any possible blows or even better you can use it to attack his eyes applying a single-handed eye gouge. As we discussed before for a man it is extremely difficult to counter two attacks aimed at two of his vital points at the same time. 

In case you have your other hand free use it to wrap it around the first one and squeeze both simultaneously to double the pressure (C). If you feel they cannot be compressed anymore, start to forcefully grind them against each other by pushing the base of your thumb against the opposite movement of your fingers. This should cause the tunica albuginea to tear, and the seminiferous tubules to get extruded”. She then did exactly what she was describing on the scrotum analogue and in no time we all could hear a cracking sound from the sock.

She added: “I know, it all sounds gross but don’t be squeamish, always follow through with full force and determination. It is a highly effective technique to eliminate you attacker. Testicular rupture generates shear unbearable pain and neurogenic shock so at this point he should be unconscious. However, always follow the 10 second rule. Maintain the hold and squeeze at least for 10 seconds from the point he passes out to be sure he is no threat to you anymore. At this point you can consider yourself free” She then took the cracked walnuts out from the sock and ate the kernel with a great satisfaction. We did the same with our nutty reward. While we were snacking, she asked us with some smirk on her face. “You already got quite familiar with Peter’s and Bob’s genitals so who has the most susceptible balls for this technique?” 

“Peter?!”, hastily but with some shyness in her voice replied Laura. I could see she suddenly blushed. We all giggled and looked towards the boys siting aside on a bench still recovering from the previous session. Peter cutely cringed and somehow instinctively crossed his legs. Linda continued: “You are right Laura. He has much smaller testicles than Bob, but still of a normal size for a healthy 19-year-old lad. If he was your attacker, you should be able to contain his whole scrotum in your girly hand”. Linda then raised her open hand in the air so we all could see and added: “Well, my hand is much larger than Laura’s so I could make a number on Bob’s testicles as well". We laughed again and now we looked at Bob who just lost all his pride to be better endowed than Peter.

Linda suddenly clapped her hands loudly, “OK girls, before using the actual living things, grab the model testicles or the rest of nuts and practice the move, I would like to see you all fully understand the principle and you are proficient in it enough before we enact some sex attack scenarios with the boys…”